DIGITAL ASSET JUNKIES

DIGITAL ASSETS JUNKIES #34

Daryus shoots his shot at Nancy Pelosi live on air — offering Dave's Hot Chicken and the Bay Area's best biryani — right after the boys rage-fire their AI producer mid-show. Then Keith scalps $500 off VWAP in a live trade, Wyoming drops a Franklin Templeton-backed stablecoin, XRP and BTC bottom calls fly, and the $DAWG token launches... which they beg you not to buy, because they forgot to buy it first.

2026-07-10

DIGITAL ASSETS JUNKIES #33

Apex Trader Funding just "vaulted" Keith's $20K in profits — now he has to earn $100K to get the 20k, and he's naming names on air. Plus: Bitcoin bleeds 50% off its highs, Daryus unveils his DAJ 15 index (XRP, TAO, Chainlink, that AVAX-GTA rumor), the $DAWG token drops on Solana, and one drunken confession involving a stolen baby pacifier.

2026-07-03

DIGITAL ASSETS JUNKIES #33

Apex Trader Funding just "vaulted" Keith's $20K in profits — now he has to earn $100K to get the 20k, and he's naming names on air. Plus: Bitcoin bleeds 50% off its highs, Daryus unveils his DAJ 15 index (XRP, TAO, Chainlink, that AVAX-GTA rumor), the $DAWG token drops on Solana, and one drunken confession involving a stolen baby pacifier.

2026-07-02

DIGITAL ASSETS JUNKIES #32

A pimp declares every casino slot machine a "304," and the boys fact-check him in real time — try seducing a blackjack table and see how fast security shows up. Plus a live NASDAQ trade prints $1,600 off a pre-marked line, Trump drags Elon and Jensen Huang to meet Xi, the negative-Fed-rates fantasy gets debunked, and Keith polices phone-scrollers at the Michael Jackson biopic.

2026-05-15

DIGITAL ASSETS JUNKIES #31

You're fucking portfolio, man—Keith’s mag seven is *boring*? Nah, it’s a *gamble*! While Bitcoin creeps toward $80K and Ethereum’s halfway to $5K, we dissect inflation, fear/greed indexes, and why China’s buying oil in yuan. Plus, Zcash, the top 10 tokens, and why your savings account is a scam. Buckle up—this is finance with a side of chaos.

2026-05-08

DIGITAL ASSETS JUNKIES #30

A scam artist selling reincarnation life insurance—pay $20K now, collect $20 million in your next life—and one co-host kind of respects the hustle. Then the boys nearly brawl over $500 a month: boring S&P 500 drip versus all-in on TAO and ICP, plus gold's wild 52% year, a coworker's YepIt Ponzi, Baron Trump's trades, and why Klay Thompson's cheating scandal is apparently for the future of basketball.

2026-05-01

DIGITAL ASSETS JUNKIES #29

Keith flew to Tokyo, dropped $400 on omakase, and still got handed a fork like an idiot tourist—then out-screamed a nine-year-old on a Mount Fuji roller coaster who thought HE was crying. Meanwhile, Daryus goes full conviction on Bittensor (TAO), the Fetch.ai x NVIDIA pump, Oracle axing 30,000 jobs, and how Adin Ross fumbled a $1.4M Ethereum bag.

2026-04-10

DIGITAL ASSETS JUNKIES #28

Keith's new tax strategy: writing off Tokyo omakase against his Nasdaq futures profits — complete with a direct message to the IRS. Then Daryus drops the bomb that XRP, Avalanche, and Chainlink are officially "digital commodities," Bitcoin dips, gold flirts with February lows, and the guys rate every music genre while feuding over K-pop's Oscar moment. Plus sardine struggle meals and the AI trading bot that never traded.

2026-03-20

DIGITAL ASSETS JUNKIES #27

Hillary Clinton "turned into Palpatine" -- the boys break down why corruption makes politicians look like ghouls, then torch Patrick Bet-David and rank AOC's riffing skills against Obama's. Plus: ICP pumps $100M off its Upbit listing, a live Ethereum short on VWAP, Bitcoin up 7% while the S&P bleeds, the Strait of Hormuz getting Dune'd, and a million-dollar portfolio fight over XRP, Chainlink, and HBAR.

2026-03-13

DIGITAL ASSETS JUNKIES #26

Daryus is openly rooting for the war to drag on so he can keep buying the Bitcoin dip — and he's calling it now: Dubai is finished, Internet Computer Protocol is the future, and Xbox is dead. Meanwhile Keith deleted his $200-a-month OpenAI account over autonomous weapons, both hosts torch Joe Rogan mid-shoutout, and a real estate bro gets dared to call in and defend houses against the S&P 500 and Ethereum.

2026-03-06

DIGITAL ASSETS JUNKIES #25

Daryus says fuck the million-dollar house — he'd buy one Bitcoin, dump $1M into XRP, put it in a trust, and borrow against it to buy a laundromat, because "if you gotta be a monkey, be a gorilla." Plus: day trading is a hot dog eating contest (Keith explains), Bitcoin's ugly six-month candle, the ISO 20022 coin list from XRP to Hbar, Trump family shitcoin rankings, and yes — the files.

2026-02-20

DIGITAL ASSETS JUNKIES #24

Bitcoin has a new nickname on this show — the PDF coin — because one host is dead serious that Jeffrey Epstein bankrolled Satoshi. Elsewhere in the chaos: buying the XRP dip at $1.23, going all-in on ICP before staking it forever, a live Nasdaq trade flipping a $3K loss into a $6K win, Kevin Warsh's Fed nomination, $12 ground beef, and one deeply unfortunate catfish story.

2026-02-06

DIGITAL ASSETS JUNKIES #23

Keith explains how an asexual man ends up $1,200 deep at a strip club, then leaks his mentor's top-secret day trading strat live on air (sorry, Anonymous Trader). Plus: XRP bleeds to $1.80 and Bitcoin hits October lows while the S&P rips past 7,000, a $20 bet fact-checking Trump on ICE demographics, the money-vs-art-vs-love ultimatum, and why AOC sweeps 2028.

2026-01-30

DIGITAL ASSETS JUNKIES #22

Eric Adams rug-pulled $2M with a $NYC token — and the boys are furious because he stole their $DAWG coin idea. Also on deck: gold and silver ripping to all-time highs (aliens allegedly bred humans to mine it), the CLARITY Act delaying the altcoin bull run, a Chinese official's 13.5 seized tons of gold, Shaq dominating the WNBA at 50, and DMX crowned greatest crackhead writer ever.

2026-01-16

DIGITAL ASSETS JUNKIES #21

Keith explains to the IRS—directly, on mic—why his rap album is a legitimate day trading business expense (it's called vertical integration, baby). Then the boys break down Maduro's rumored 600,000 Bitcoin as the real reason for the Venezuela grab, silver hitting prop firms like Lucid, muting Elon Musk, the Nick Fuentes fallout torching Vivek's poll numbers, and a $3 tartar sauce standoff.

2026-01-09

DIGITAL ASSETS JUNKIES #20

The hosts turn judge on the Diddy verdict — one hands down 20 years over the Cassie tape, the other gives him 90 days, and it only gets less responsible from there. Plus: the Bitcoin-Nasdaq bloodbath, a Google Gemini-approved tax plan, Nancy Pelosi vs. the S&P 500, Trump rescheduling weed, and a confession about a secret Road Rage podcast built on extracting apologies from strangers. Kidnappers beware — the 0.0008 ETH goes down with the ship.

2025-12-19

DIGITAL ASSETS JUNKIES #19

Bubba isn't Bill Clinton -- it's Bubba Sparxxx, and the boys have the receipts (sort of). Then: NVIDIA crushes earnings by $2B and still dumps, Bitcoin bleeds to $87K, a full send on Fetch.ai to $6, why ICP hits four digits, Elon's million-X math, and the movie theater business idea that might actually work. Plus the Meyer Lansky-Bitcoin connection nobody asked for.

2025-11-21

DIGITAL ASSETS JUNKIES #18

Bitcoin dips below $100K and somehow the boys end up fact-checking whether Joe Biden's dad was in the KKK (spoiler: wrong president) and doing crackonomics math on Charlie Sheen's $5.2M-a-year habit. Plus: Keith eats a gold futures loss, a live NASDAQ trade banks $1,000 on air, a full ICP-will-kill-AWS rant, and why four daughters means it's vasectomy time.

2025-11-14

DIGITAL ASSETS JUNKIES #17

Millions in crypto, gone -- because dude trusted a stranger with his bag in a pig butchering scam that got downright medieval. Plus: a "legal gray area" bankruptcy-lawyer trick for dodging credit card debt, a live NQ short flipped for 10x, Western Union picking Solana over XRP (bagholders in shambles), stacking BTC/ETH/XRP with 50% LTV, and a food stamp stats debate gone completely off the rails.

2025-10-31

DIGITAL ASSETS JUNKIES #16

Someone loaded up on zero-day options minutes before Trump's 100% China tariff tweet nuked the Nasdaq 4% -- and the guys call it what it is: the president throwing the market like a crooked NBA ref. Then D5 and Keith go to war over XRP vs. Bitcoin, short the Nasdaq live, and Keith recounts winning $300 at Vegas poker before losing it all at a Playboi Carti concert.

2025-10-24

DIGITAL ASSETS JUNKIES #15

Adin Ross panic-sold his Ethereum at $2,300 right before it ripped to $4,500, and Daryus spends a full segment roasting him for torching a $10 million bag. Elsewhere: Keith defends day trading via a cursed jolly-rancher-fish-jar metaphor, the guys sweat their live $2.81 XRP bet, break down Saudi Arabia's $55B EA Sports takeover, put Elvis on trial, and investigate whether Playboi Carti is literally a vampire.

2025-10-10

DIGITAL ASSETS JUNKIES #14

Keith is officially trying to join the 1% of XRP holders who are actually profitable -- while sitting on 10,000 shares and down $1,400, so godspeed. Also on deck: a live $75 Nasdaq futures scalp, Bitcoin ripping past $120K for Pumptober, the mysterious Anonymous Trader who bailed on his interview after calling the hosts clowns, and whether Shane Gillis was right to turn down the Saudi comedy festival bag.

2025-10-03

DIGITAL ASSETS JUNKIES #13

Keith buys 100 shares of OPEN live on air off a hot tip—he can't even say what the company does ("houses or something?")—then banks 50% in three days. Meanwhile Daryus challenges 72-year-old Liam Neeson to a fistfight, the mysterious Anonymous Trader nearly calls in, and Bitcoin, Ethereum, and XRP all flirt with all-time highs as Powell's printer hums. Plus: stocks vs. real estate, settled with receipts.

2025-09-19

DIGITAL ASSET JUNKIES #2

The boys torch a rival crypto stream so hard they compare it to "piss down a urinal" — then spend five glorious minutes roasting Loopland's logo like it personally rugged them. It's a full-send takedown of lazy livestreamers, why Digital Asset Junkies does episodes instead of endless streams, and the unhinged co-host chaos you came here for. Zero script, zero mercy, all entertainment.

2025-09-10

DIGITAL ASSETS JUNKIES #12

Two "finance geniuses" spend zero minutes on charts and a full segment on why you should die owing corporations six figures -- Keith's actual investment strategy, right after defending the $80 Olympic Club hat he bought to infiltrate rich hotel lobbies. Plus: getting sweated by dispensary security in Philly over Delta-9 loophole weed, ICP tokens vs. day-trading profits, Kanye's Montana ranch tax shelter, rent control as an asset class, and a surprise call-in from a Nashville country guitarist who invests exclusively in beer cans.

2025-08-29

DIGITAL ASSETS JUNKIES #11

Keith apologizes for buying XRP at all-time highs—then immediately buys 4,000 more live on air, stacking a 10,000-token bag on a straight-faced $10-by-November bet. Meanwhile Daryus streams with his wife 72 hours from labor, Keith's $700-a-month vibe-coded AI trading bot refuses to make a single trade, and the guys break down coins vs. tokens, 12-hour Vegas runs, and the case for $DAWG Coin.

2025-08-15

DIGITAL ASSETS JUNKIES #10

Keith bought XRP at all-time highs and Daryus just doubled down anyway, calling $10 by Christmas while Keith predicts it crashes back to $2 — the receipts are officially on tape. Plus: live NASDAQ day trading, why Ethereum's still undervalued, staking ICP for "drip" compound interest, a Grant Cardone XRP farewell, roasting the XRP Army, and a very real plan to fight Joe Rogan.

2025-08-08

DIGITAL ASSETS JUNKIES #9

Keith got hit by an actual car -- through a red light, concussion and all -- and still showed up to trade Nasdaq futures live with "probably brain damage." Then it gets wild: a 22-year-old "bimboozler" allegedly drained her boyfriend's $850K Trump coin wallet and ended up in ICE detention with the keys. Plus XRP bag-holder slander, why cold storage gets you kidnapped, and the case against Duke Dennis.

2025-08-01

DIGITAL ASSETS JUNKIES #8

Netanyahu's wife, a CEO caught cheating at Coldplay, and a live Ethereum trade up 20% -- Dirty and DeFi Daryus cover it all with zero filter and even less shame. They break down the Astronomer CEO's all-time-dweeb apology letter, debate whether calling a stranger's wife beautiful deserves a beatdown, and torch the myth that India's caste system runs on skin color. Portfolio's pumping, chaos is free.

2025-07-18

DIGITAL ASSETS JUNKIES #7

Keith paper-trades the Nasdaq live, bags $1,400 in fake money, declares himself a genius, then FOMOs into Bitcoin at its $116K all-time high anyway. Also on deck: the Fed's rate-cut nonsense, Snoop Dogg rebranded Snoop Corn Dog, the Hawk Tuah girl's accountability problem, Kai Cenat's $5M streamer economy, and a full meltdown at Ableton customer support. Standards for fans apply — prove you're worthy.

2025-07-11

DIGITAL ASSET JUNKIES #6

Keith finally confesses he voted for Trump in 2016 as a joke, and Daryus admits his daughter guilt-tripped him into voting Kamala — Juneteenth got REAL. Between the meltdowns: Bitcoin knocking on all-time highs at $104K, Solana's pump.fun hack, a $500K Wiener coin lawsuit against Phantom, ICP's supposedly unhackable Solana partnership, the GENIUS Act, and a Shark Tank for foreign aid starring Netanyahu.

2025-06-20

DIGITAL ASSET JUNKIES #5

Keith's Vegas money hack — skip the hotel, play poker until your 6 a.m. flight — might be the most unhinged financial advice ever given on a finance show, and Daryus calls it genius. Meanwhile Bitcoin taps $105K as BlackRock "buys the dip," XRP sits at $2.15 with Ripple quietly backing Ondo Finance, Iran's military tweets like a drill rapper, and Doja Cat beefs with a fan. Plus: the $DAWG token rug pull, reconsidered.

2025-06-15

DIGITAL ASSET JUNKIES #4

Cardi B rug-pulled her own fans with a token literally called $WAP, and the boys have zero sympathy: you can't get rug-pulled unless you want to be. Then Nancy Pelosi's 729% returns earn her the face of the upcoming $DAWG token, Bitcoin slips to $101K, ICP gets the Amazon-in-2008 treatment, and Pusha T catches a full roast over his Kanye "he's not a man" quote.

2025-06-06

DIGITAL ASSET JUNKIES #3

The Federal Reserve’s a private bank—yes, really—while Bitcoin tanks at $105k and XRP’s in a dip, we’re here to talk rug pulls, Logan Paul’s crypto zoo fiasco, and why banks are scamming you with overdraft fees. Let’s turn the chaos into cash.

2025-05-30

DIGITAL ASSET JUNKIES #2

The boys torch a rival crypto stream so hard they compare it to "piss down a urinal" — then spend five glorious minutes roasting Loopland's logo like it personally rugged them. It's a full-send takedown of lazy livestreamers, why Digital Asset Junkies does episodes instead of endless streams, and the unhinged co-host chaos you came here for. Zero script, zero mercy, all entertainment.

2025-05-23

Funding Blockbuster Movies with Crypto?? DIGITAL ASSET MONEY HACK!!

2025-05-18

DIGITAL ASSET JUNKIES #1

The guys demand your Bitcoin wallet keys live on air — for science, obviously — to prove a trap house hits the same as a $20M French Riviera mansion. Then it's a full-tilt teardown of Sinners (ending with a date puking mid-review), why Adam Driver movies deserve walkouts, Lil Wayne's A Milli breaking the chorus rule, and AI-generated slappers made on the spot. Pure chaos, zero filter.

2025-05-16